1. We’re F**KED.

    What you could do with $700,000,000,000

    • Give every person in the US $2,300 or give every household $6,200.
    • Pay the income taxes of every American who makes $500,000 or less a year.
    • Fully fund the Defense, Treasure, Education, State Veterans Affairs and Interior departments next year, as well as NASA.
    • Buy gasoline for every car in the US for 16 months.
    • Buy every NFL, NBA, and MLB team and build each one a new stadium - and pay your players $191 million a piece for a year
    • Create the 17th largest economy in the world - roughly equal to that of the Netherlands.
    • Or you could pay off just 7% of the $9.8 trillion national debt. (via Time)

    OR you could nationalize some mortgage related debt (aka “impaired assets”) that banks, credit unions, and pension funds hold. Using our tax dollars, of course.

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      Philippines from...still have 10x the paid amount leftover.
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      Sigh… It’s a little disheartening. We seriously can’t be this stupid, can we?
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      I would go to the biggest cities around the world, cash a like 500k in dollar bills, get on top of the tallest building...
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      I love how this asserts...average American is worth about $2500-$3000 if you’re lucky,...
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      Give every person in...US $2,300 or give every household $6,200. Pay the income taxes of...
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      Astounding. So can Seattle have...come are all footing
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      I’d buy 100,000,000,000 ponies!...In all seriousness though, I find #4
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      Not amusing, just really interesting. Trust me, I’ll make with...funny again soon, stuff...
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      Sure. You could buy...magical unicorns, too. But they’re not a lot
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      What you could do with $700,000,000,000
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      I’ve been keeping and eye on a lot of the news coming out of...recently, and I thought the...
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      bailout is unavoidable, this whole situation is shameful.
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      I prefer the Jon Stewart suggestion of “give every American 2300 McDonalds Apple Pies”
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      OMG. The second item drives down...point; basically everyone’s tax
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